on what she really means...

I found this on another blog and I had to laugh. No wonder men think women are hard to understand, they take words so literally and we have different definitions...

1.FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument, it does not mean that she agrees with you, or that she is happy with the results of the arguement. It just means that she is just done talking to you.


2.FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5.LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh mean that you have just done something stupid and you will soon be arguing about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6.THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here- This is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome').

8. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.